"Apples is ripe when they’re ready
When pears is ripe they fall
What must happen will happen,
Or it won’t happen at all!"
Friar Bunfold’s wise saying, from Chapter 47 of Outcast of Redwall (via theredwallrecorder)

theredwallrecorder:

Friendly reminder that Martin the Warrior has personally cheated Death out of claiming Redwallers for Dark Forest.

theredwallrecorder:

I think we all should take a moment to appreciate the fact that “my great beauty” is “moi gurt booty” in molespeak.

gingivere-googly-eyes:

I just wish Redwall was just as popular as Harry Potter, and maybe even just the first six or so were movies, and we had a theme park area somewhere. A Theme Park.

Martin/Matthias/Rose/Samkim among others being costume characters and having their own signatures and greeting spots and stuff.

A Redwall hotel service with dining in the Great Hall with cookbook recipes.

Asmodeus roller-coaster.

Lady Amber’s tree top trail and archery lessons.

Camp willow water-tube ride and one of those big water-castle things to look like flooded Kotir.

Salamandastron roller-coaster/Fencing lessons.

An entire gift-shop dedicated to villains with dumbed down kid’s plush toys like “Cuddle-Me Cluny” or “Tickle-Me Tsarmina.”

…Ok screw everything else I just want a Cuddle-Me Cluny.

I’m laughing because Martin and Matthias both got deep scratches on their faces from fighting and Rose and Cornflower both responded with “Go take a nap” and Matthias was like “Yeah I think I will” and then snuck out on a top-secret mission but Martin was like “NO I HAVE WARRIOR THINGS TO DO” then sat down and fell asleep

gingivere-googly-eyes:

Excuse me sir? Do you have a minute to talk about our lord and saviour, Martin the Warrior?

gingivere-googly-eyes:

Excuse me sir? Do you have a minute to talk about our lord and saviour, Martin the Warrior?

I don’t know if this is a compliment but you look like someone who would live in the Redwall world ^_^

That is the best compliment I have ever received

okay i found a better one *insecure blushing*

okay i found a better one *insecure blushing*

gingivere-googly-eyes:

As tagged by the-redwaller , number 1 of the six selfies! (Even though I’m the lamest llama on the lawn and only have this and other ones I didn’t take myself so technically don’t count as selfies) The rest will follow in (rather slow) succession. This was at the New York museum of natural history (Which is nothing like Night at the Museum btw). Also where I lost the library copy of Redwall, *dramatic rain-crying*. I think the dinosaur behind me is either a t-rex or an allosaurus, probably the former. Well, that’s one down!

This is awesome!

"Mariel needs a friend, as I once did."
Martin the Warrior, Mariel of Redwall
He literally compares her friendship with Dandin to his friendship with Gonff.