Friendly reminder that Martin the Warrior has personally cheated Death out of claiming Redwallers for Dark Forest.
When pears is ripe they fall
What must happen will happen,
Or it won’t happen at all!"
I think we all should take a moment to appreciate the fact that “my great beauty” is “moi gurt booty” in molespeak.
I just wish Redwall was just as popular as Harry Potter, and maybe even just the first six or so were movies, and we had a theme park area somewhere. A Theme Park.
Martin/Matthias/Rose/Samkim among others being costume characters and having their own signatures and greeting spots and stuff.
A Redwall hotel service with dining in the Great Hall with cookbook recipes.
Lady Amber’s tree top trail and archery lessons.
Camp willow water-tube ride and one of those big water-castle things to look like flooded Kotir.
Salamandastron roller-coaster/Fencing lessons.
An entire gift-shop dedicated to villains with dumbed down kid’s plush toys like “Cuddle-Me Cluny” or “Tickle-Me Tsarmina.”
…Ok screw everything else I just want a Cuddle-Me Cluny.
I’m laughing because Martin and Matthias both got deep scratches on their faces from fighting and Rose and Cornflower both responded with “Go take a nap” and Matthias was like “Yeah I think I will” and then snuck out on a top-secret mission but Martin was like “NO I HAVE WARRIOR THINGS TO DO” then sat down and fell asleep